Category Archives: bathroom humor

let the guilty pooper confess!

The toilet is clogged at work, and you know what? I’m not unclogging it! Everyone thinks I should do it. They think it was my fault because I’m the one who discovered it. But it wasn’t me! Actually, the only … Continue reading

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dear automatic flusher…

Dear Automatic Flusher, I have to be honest and say that things are really awkward when I’m near you.  I’m sorry.  It’s just that I’m absolutely mortified you will flush before I am ready.  It’s honestly one of my greatest fears … Continue reading

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dear 5:00 am…

Dear 5:00 AM, It’s been a long time since I’ve been awake to see you and I remember why: there’s just nothing good going on at that time.  I know because a sore throat woke me early this morning.  Here are the only … Continue reading

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dear ex-boyfriends…

Dear Ex-Boyfriends, I am an expert at only remembering things I want to remember. This is why I have erased roughly 90% of everything I’ve ever known of any of you (sorry; that’s just what happens when you get married). … Continue reading

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