Author Archives: Me

“of chocolate and dog farts,” a poem

I walked into the pet food store to buy treats for my pup and purchased one resembling a peanut butter cup. I gave her half – she loved it! – then I put the rest away reserving it so she’d … Continue reading

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monkey #5

if you don’t understand, please reference this post about my Sock Monkey.

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the supreme accomplishment

“The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play.” -Arnold J. Toynbee I make my workday more enjoyable by using pretty office supplies, and by keeping toys at my desk. Recently my boss brought in a bunch … Continue reading

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monkey #4

he’s got his angry eyebrows on if you don’t understand, please reference this post about my Sock Monkey    

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“princess”

This is my dog Bailey.  She is a 4-pound teacup chihuahua. Her most favorite toy is a little stuffed animal named Princess.  It’s a dog with purple bunny ears tied onto it’s head with ribbon (you know, like for Easter). … Continue reading

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stuff i made on the computer

a quick paint sketch of my dog bailey and her new friends: wise words from a friend (about the only proper way to celebrate a birthday):

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sock monkey

During our Black Friday gallivanting, we stopped at Target at 1:00am. I was mesmerized by a display of Sock Monkeys that sing and dance to the song “Dynamite.” The peculiar thing is that I don’t really like that song, and I … Continue reading

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P.I.G. (Purely Impulsive Gallivanting)

Despite having to work early the next morning, we impulsively decided to visit the mall at 11pm on Thanksgiving to observe the Black Friday festivities. I brought the P.I.G. but that was a stupid move on my part.  Everyone at … Continue reading

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P.I.G. (Protection Incentive Grant)

This grant made use of the only dollar bill in my piggy bank.  It provided reward money for the co-worker that was brave enough to save me from a bug. His certificate says “Certficate of Appreciation: This certificate is awarded to … Continue reading

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coffefe

“Coffefe” is when you’ve had so much coffee that you can’t think straight, or talk straight, or type straight, because your entire brain has been turned into a giant java bean.  We started using the term after I constantly misspelled “coffee” … Continue reading

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