P.I.G. (Protection Incentive Grant)

This grant made use of the only dollar bill in my piggy bank.  It provided reward money for the co-worker that was brave enough to save me from a bug.

His certificate says “Certficate of Appreciation: This certificate is awarded to Co-Worker for killing the disease-bearing lightning-fast cockroach from hell.”  The reward money was attached via staple.

These monetary incentives ensure there will always be volunteers willing to protect me from gross things.  I am very thankful for the piggy bank funds that enable me to maintain this reward program.

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