This grant made use of the only dollar bill in my piggy bank. It provided reward money for the co-worker that was brave enough to save me from a bug.
His certificate says “Certficate of Appreciation: This certificate is awarded to Co-Worker for killing the disease-bearing lightning-fast cockroach from hell.” The reward money was attached via staple.
These monetary incentives ensure there will always be volunteers willing to protect me from gross things. I am very thankful for the piggy bank funds that enable me to maintain this reward program.