Monthly Archives: November 2011

sock monkey

During our Black Friday gallivanting, we stopped at Target at 1:00am. I was mesmerized by a display of Sock Monkeys that sing and dance to the song “Dynamite.” The peculiar thing is that I don’t really like that song, and I … Continue reading

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P.I.G. (Purely Impulsive Gallivanting)

Despite having to work early the next morning, we impulsively decided to visit the mall at 11pm on Thanksgiving to observe the Black Friday festivities. I brought the P.I.G. but that was a stupid move on my part.  Everyone at … Continue reading

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P.I.G. (Protection Incentive Grant)

This grant made use of the only dollar bill in my piggy bank.  It provided reward money for the co-worker that was brave enough to save me from a bug. His certificate says “Certficate of Appreciation: This certificate is awarded to … Continue reading

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coffefe

“Coffefe” is when you’ve had so much coffee that you can’t think straight, or talk straight, or type straight, because your entire brain has been turned into a giant java bean.  We started using the term after I constantly misspelled “coffee” … Continue reading

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be still my heart

On Tuesday, I donated blood.  I was so nervous that I fell into “crazy” mode and told them I am a unicorn.  It wasn’t as weird as it sounds. I think. Technically I’m not supposed to donate because I don’t meet … Continue reading

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