dear touch typing

Dear Touch Typing,

I NEVER NEEDED YOU!!

My high school computer teacher said you were necessary. She was very insistant about teaching me your ways. But guess what? I never needed you! And I knew it!!

Hunt & Peck and I are very, very happy together. Besides, I am pretty sure in the future I will have a robot to type for me. Then I won’t even need to type at all. Besides, I am a high-functioning ADULT and I can place my fingers WHERE I WANT on the keyboard. Touch Typing, you will NOT tell me what to do.

See this letter? This letter I wrote for you? I wrote it WITHOUT you. I am doing so good without you in my life. Have a good time preaching your Words Per Minute garbage elsewhere.

Sincerely, Me

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