Sorry about yesterday. Sorry for mock-threatening to return all your Christmas presents to the store because you forgot to answer your cell phone when I called you. Sorry that I am a lousy cook and the only dinner I have made you this week was Frozen Stuff In A Bag. Sorry that I forgot to bring my purse to the movies, which meant you had to stuff snacks into your pockets in order to sneak them into the theater. I am so sorry for all of these things. Today I will be a good wife.