dear ugly sweater…

Dear Ugly Sweater,

You are truly horrendous.  Thank you for helping me win second place in the Ugly Sweater contest.  That was an amazing accomplishment for an underachiever and I love my dinosaur hat prize.  I’ve never felt more like a winner.

Love, Me

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