dear pastor…

Dear Pastor,

I want to thank you for what you did for Salt and Pepper Shaker.  When I first saw them, they were standing apart on the edge of the counter.  Mrs. Shaker was visibly upset and stand-offish.  She had her back turned to Mr. Shaker and was standing a good five inches away from him.  I bet the poor little guy didn’t even know what he’d done wrong.

You were quick to intervene.  After just a moment’s time with you, the ceramic couple seemed to have resolved their differences.  They were last seen canoodling in the kitchen near the stove.  You are a good man, Pastor.

Love, Me

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2 Responses to dear pastor…

  1. Sharayah says:


  2. Anonymous says:

    Awww! Soulmates reunited…this calls for a song (**with slight alteration**)

    “Reunited and it feels so good!
    Reunited ’cause we understood
    There’s one perfect fit
    And, ‘Salt’, this one is it
    We both are so excited
    ‘Cause we’re reunited, hey, hey”

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