I want to thank you for what you did for Salt and Pepper Shaker. When I first saw them, they were standing apart on the edge of the counter. Mrs. Shaker was visibly upset and stand-offish. She had her back turned to Mr. Shaker and was standing a good five inches away from him. I bet the poor little guy didn’t even know what he’d done wrong.
You were quick to intervene. After just a moment’s time with you, the ceramic couple seemed to have resolved their differences. They were last seen canoodling in the kitchen near the stove. You are a good man, Pastor.