I love you because you let me know when it’s winter here in Florida. Nature sometimes forgets to show the seasons have changed, and so people use their clothing to represent the time of year. For instance, Best Friend and I sometimes wear red and green swimsuits when we go to the beach on Christmas.
You are wicked awesome because you allow me to wear skirts even if I have not had time to shave. That fact alone makes you one of the most genius articles of clothing as far as I’m concerned.