dear automatic flusher…

Dear Automatic Flusher,

I have to be honest and say that things are really awkward when I’m near you.  I’m sorry.  It’s just that I’m absolutely mortified you will flush before I am ready.  It’s honestly one of my greatest fears in life.

You probably think that is a crazy thing to fear, but humans and Automatic Flushers just see things differently.  The public restroom is an intimidating place to begin with, even before I started seeing you there.  Now that you’ve been added to most stalls the fear factor is just overwhelming.

Maybe as time goes on I will begin to trust you, Automatic Flusher, and the awkwardness will subside.  Until then, stop watching me.  It’s creepy.

Love, Me

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2 Responses to dear automatic flusher…

  1. Anonymous says:

    I always have this fear that the automatic flusher is just a camera and someone in a back room somewhere is just watch me and when they see that I’ve turned to leave they push a flush button. I don’t want cameras video taping me in the restroom!

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