Dear Automatic Flusher,
I have to be honest and say that things are really awkward when I’m near you. I’m sorry. It’s just that I’m absolutely mortified you will flush before I am ready. It’s honestly one of my greatest fears in life.
You probably think that is a crazy thing to fear, but humans and Automatic Flushers just see things differently. The public restroom is an intimidating place to begin with, even before I started seeing you there. Now that you’ve been added to most stalls the fear factor is just overwhelming.
Maybe as time goes on I will begin to trust you, Automatic Flusher, and the awkwardness will subside. Until then, stop watching me. It’s creepy.