Dear Black Friday,
While everyone is using you to purchase things they can’t afford anyway, I am going to take some time to just be thankful for what I have. Besides, I never stopped to be thankful yesterday because I was too busy trying to stuff my face with Turkey. And then I was so tired from eating Turkey that I fell asleep at 9:00. I feel like a winner and a loser all at the same time.
Anyway here are some things I am thankful for:
1) Sleeping in late on Black Friday :D :D :D
2) When it’s really, really hot outside, and you walk into a building that is really, really cold, there is one precious moment of relief. That “Ahhhhhh” moment. I’m thankful for that.
3) I have not died. I am kind of a hypochondriac sometimes and I am always convinced I am going to die. But so far my body has not found a single reason to terminate itself. I am thankful for that because I really like living.
4) My readers. Without them, I would be a girl writing a blog that no one reads. But instead, I am a girl writing a blog that three people read.
There’s a million zillion other things I’m thankful for, but it would be way too boring and predictable to hear me gush about Husband, and Best Friend, and Family, and Cute Puppy I Met Yesterday. Besides, I need to go contemplate my strategy for eating Leftovers.