Dear Retractable Auxillary Cord,
You are the new link between iPod and Car, and I so appreciate you for that. I was very excited when I found you yesterday, because my last cord was not retractable and that was a pain in my bum. That cord was like, a million feet long and it kept getting caught in things. Like the seat. And my passengers’ limbs. And the door. But thanks to you and your retractabilitation (not a dictionary word, but whatever) we shall have those problems no more!