dear anonymous bug…

Dear Anonymous Bug,

I want to say “thanks” for the ruckus you caused the other night.  Your timing was impeccable – it was late and dark and only girls were left in the restaurant.  What a perfect opportunity to make your appearance. 

The girls screamed and squealed and jumped and cursed.  It was an amazing spectacle to behold and I got a lot of enjoyment from it.  Mostly because I was safe on the other side of the glass door.

Love, Me

PS — Sorry you died so tragically :/

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