Dear Olive Garden Kid’s Menu,
You are by far the most spectacular Kid’s Menu in the world. The line game? You had it. Tic-tac-toe? It was there. Crossword? Check. Wordsearch? There too.
Yet I feel you were underappreciated by the actual children at our table. I was enjoying my time with you profusely, but the toddler seated across from me was not interested in the least. She was more amused by a cell phone. Kids these days.
Even when my time with you ended, Menu, your red and blue crayons accompanied me out to the parking lot where they lent themselves to a wonderful illustration of Rock Em Sock Em Robots on the asphalt. I wish every Menu could be more like you.
PS – My robot won. It gave Husband’s robot a suckerpunch to the face to make up for losing to him at the line game.