Dear Giant Stamp Sticker,
Whenever I buy a book of stamps, you are there. You look an awful lot like a stamp, except you are much larger and I don’t think you have any monetary value. I always wonder what would happen if I used you to mail something. Would it work? Would the mailman feel bad for me and deliver the letter, even though he’s not supposed to? I mean, YOU LOOK A FREAKIN LOT LIKE A REAL STAMP!
Hey Sticker – do you smell that? It’s the smell of adventure. Here. You just sit on this envelope, OK? We’re gonna take a trip out to the mailbox. Don’t be scared; it’s only dark in the beginning but then it gets a lot more fun. See you later!!