Let’s communicate for a second. I know you don’t like being empty for long stretches of time, so I would like to feed you before we go out for the night. Normally that’s not an issue, but I’m having a reeeeally hard time figuring out what goes with guacom0le and cake. You know, since that’s what we had for “lunch.” It was irresponsible of me to give you that, but I can’t change the past. I can only work towards a better future.
That being said, there is approximately one hour left before we need to leave the house. If you come up with any ideas of what I should give you, please relay the message to Hypothalamus as soon as possible so he can take necessary action. Thanks.