Dear Hollister Jeans With Holes In Them,
We are together at last!!
I had the best times ever in my last pair, a few years ago. But that pair got destroyed in a freakish accident (crazy dance party for Brittney’s birthday). And ever since then I have had to settle for a pair from AE.
But last night I found a new pair of Hollister Jeans With Holes In Them, and I know this is a brand new beginning. I will try to keep you safe from crazy dance parties. Well, at least the extremely crazy ones.
We are going to have so much fun!