We need to change your name. I know that “oct” means “eight,” and there’s really just nothing eight-ish about you anymore. It must hurt a lot to have a name so empty and meaningless :/ But fear not! I have compiled a whole list of new name suggestions for you. This way you can feel updated and meaningful again. Why not try:
- Baracktober – A whole month for Liberals.
- Socktober – Like on that scene from Risky Business.
- Rocktober – Either pet rocks or diamonds. You decide.
- Knocktober – Because even doorbells need some time off.
- Pocktober – Spreadin chicken pox all over the place, baby!
- Woktober – Who doesn’t love stir fry?!
WAIT A SECOND – Why didn’t I think of this sooner? You will be GUACTOBER. All guacamole, all the time. I am so smart sometimes that it hurts.