Dear Secret Stash Of Chocolate,
We really got ’em now! No one will find you in your new hiding place.
I’m sorry for ratting you out yesterday. I hid you so good that Boss could not find you. He threatened to fire me if I did not disclose your location. I’m sorry because I had no choice in the matter but to tell him where you were. And trust me, it broke my heart :(
But now I have moved you to another place – a place so well hidden that none will think to find you there. Wait there for me. Stay true to me. I need you.
PS – Did you hear that?? When Boss checked the old hiding place frantically this morning? Hilarious. And then he told his customer “I was going to offer you a piece of candy but somebody hid it.” Amazing. Secret Stash Of Chocolate, you are so fun.