dear teenagers making out in front of my window…

Dear Teenagers Making Out In Front Of My Window,

Please stop making out in front of my window.  It makes me feel weird.  Do you even know that you are standing in a Publix parking lot in broad daylight and people can see you?  Do you even care?

No?

Oh.  Well… Can you stop?  Please?  Because you make me want to throw up.  I haven’t thrown up in 5 years and I really don’t want to now.

Love, Me

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